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Hot summer fishing day (gross)?

One hot summer day, three buddies, Tom, Bob, and Dave went fishing on Dave’s boat. A fun afternoon of fishing and drinking turned bad when Dave, who couldn’t swim and had no life jacket on, fell overboard. He wasn’t discovered missing for at least ten minutes. When Tom and Bob realized this, they took turns diving in to look for Dave. After their fifth attempt, and six more beers later, Tom pulled a lifeless body up from the depths and placed him into the boat where Bob attempted mouth-to-mouth. After several minutes, Bob said "I didn’t realize Dave’s breath was so bad". Tom said "I didn’t notice he was wearing a snowmobile suit".
iamnotac: summer day/snowmobile suit….obviously not the same guy.

Lol, I can’t believe it, I actually got the joke. Rock on!

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7 Responses to “Hot summer fishing day (gross)?”

  1. By iamnotacriminal... on Jan 22, 2010 | Reply

    I don’t get it.
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  2. By Brandi H on Jan 22, 2010 | Reply

    Ewww, that’s IS gross!! poor Bob..
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  3. By shrebee on Jan 22, 2010 | Reply

    now i just visualised that story and i got a laugh in between drinks,but grossed out at the other dead guy ewww!
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  4. By Unknown Person on Jan 22, 2010 | Reply

    ha??? I don’t get it

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  5. By SavvySue on Jan 22, 2010 | Reply

    Lol, I can’t believe it, I actually got the joke. Rock on!
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  6. By Penny III on Jan 22, 2010 | Reply

    OMG!!!

    I am gagging!!!!

    GROSS!!!!!!!!!

    Ha, ha!!!!!

    Happy New Year!!!!!
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  7. By sillybreaze on Jan 22, 2010 | Reply

    That’s pretty funny, and gross, but in reality, the catfish would have already almost eaten that poor man in the snowmobile suit. Don’t ya just love fried catfish? lol
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